My phone suddenly buzzed inside my pocket, woke me up while I was in deep nap inside the packed train. Saw a message from my mum, ‘Where are you?’

My mind suddenly flashed back to the things that unfolded earlier.

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A few hours earlier, I was loitering in Veena’s house, celebrating her already-passed birthday with tons of booze and beers on the table. A night I looked forward to after a dramtic week full of study pressure and kiasu-ness. It was something planned wayyyyy few months ago. I had a deal with Sydney, I ain’t gonna hit the bed if she doesn’t.

Looking at her reddish-pale face while she was swinging around like a bird without direction, I knew she was gonna hit the bed anytime in the morning, success was literally forming solid inside my palm.

‘Good bet, aaron’, I told myself.

But what came after that, was something totally unexpectable. :(

I had this game with Alveena, it was something about 0,5,10,15,20. All night round I was just calculating and showing fingers, and I was on the verge of chalking up the winning streak. The loser had to drink the whiski, not a sip, but a gulp! I swear to god Veena cheated right in front of me, she was just sipping the whole night while I drank like a man!

And so, we kept the game going, drinking and drinking non-stop. I had this cup in front of me, which I didn’t really know what it was. I drank, and kept drinking without hesistation and so did her too. I had great fun looking at her weakened-and-not-functioning brain. It was awesome to chalk up a win against the birthday girl! :)

Something struck me hard.

I was walking like a cow, swinging its balls everywhere, not straightened but curvy line. I was convinced that I wasn’t drunk, should be the effect of the whiski, which made my mind turned round and round. I straightened myself up, turned my back to her and got back to a game.

5 minutes later, I was vomitting on her couch like an elephant spraying its water everywhere. It was on my clothes, my jeans, and heck I didn’t even know how those Carbonara’s residue (dinner) made its way into my ass! It was very chaotic, my eyes were not opening, and all I have seen was just people running and rushing towards me, holding pails, cloth and wiping me like a newborn baby.

The memories are very vague to me, I can’t really recall the sequence back, except that some fellow spray water right into my dick which literally made me sizzling for help. I hit the bed reluctantly later, something hauled me up. I wanted to fight back but I knew it was to no avail, I was such a weakened person that night. Coordination between my mind and my body seemed to have a break down, I couldn’t control a damn thing except that I had this urge not to sleep -I ain’t gonna lose a bet to a girl!

Time flashed by and it was morning. The sun was right in front of my eyes and someone was whispering beside my ears…

‘So where’s my winning bet?’

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I replied my mum with the heavy eyes…’Hitting Kuang, should be back in 5 minutes…’

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Special thanks to Benjamin Ang who took good care of me when I was drunkunconscious, apparently he washed my clothes, jeans and something else private when I was sleeping! An advice to birthday girl Alveena to not cheat in the game and do tell me next time if the drink was PURE WHISKY that will make EVERYONE DRUNK. Happy Birthday btw! To Sydney who I think didn’t sleep the whole night that yea I admit I lost the best!

And everyone that made my weekend a worthy rememberance.