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This World serves no just.

Do you believe in karma?

One’s acts considered as fixing one’s lot in the future existence. (Theos.) The doctrine of fate as the inflexible result of cause and effect; the theory of inevitable consequence.

Yea, I do really believe in this, I was brought up in the teaching principle that when you treat people well, it goes around the same back to you.

But somehow, this world serves no justice. Look at Martin Lurther who fought for the rights of the Blacks, he got assassinated as people want to keep the Blacks at bay. Benazir Bhutto, who fought for Pakistanis diplomacy rights, was assassinated. Sometimes, this chain of unfortunate events really put me into a cloud of doubt. Don’t the good people will be blessed by GOD? It seems the answer, NO.

That scares me off, of all the while I thought indeed there was justice in this world, apparently what had happened shocked me.

It’s saddening to see someone who intended to help people for a good cause will need to exchange his life for it.

A brave teenager who went to the aid of a snatch theft victim ended up dead after falling from his motorcycle when it was kicked by one of the suspects.

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2008/10/30/nation/2409726&sec=nation

This is sickening man.

Eleven-year-old Sam Yean Ting (pic), who drowned while trying to save her friend during a birthday party on Saturday, will never get the teddy bear and soft toys which her cousin from Christmas Island bought for her.

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2008/10/29/nation/2395941&sec=nation

She tried to save her friend, but died in the process.

Sometimes, I feel myself at lost, I wonder why, I wonder why. What we are being taught all this long are pure fictional, untrue. There is nothing such as justice in this world, only those who are strong enough can survive.

And you thought Snow white story always ends in happily ‘thereafter’? I beg to differ.

This world indeed has no justice.

7 ways to buck up during economy crisis

The wave of global recession has hit us hard. Rising cost of daily products, record high rate of job-unemployment, resulted from cost-cutting measures implemented by certain companies, rising crime rates, nowadays the consumers are the one who felt the pain the most! Whether you are rich or poor, all of us should be prepared to face the crisis, readily to take measures to counter the effects of global recession.

In view of the economic crisis, XimpliXity has come up with a few measures to counter the effect of global recession:

1. Eat less, shit even less.

People, nowadays you have eaten too much until the Africans are facing food crisis. Eat less will save you a few bucks every day, and when you shit less too, you save it on toilet rolls and water as well! This is what we call kill two birds with one stone!

2. Stop flirting around

Guys should know this, the girls will not feel any pain spending bucks during shopping spree, especially your wallet is right on their hands. Stop having tons of GF; it’s difficult to maintain, especially the ’shoppers’.

3. Stop clubbing

Instead of paying RM100 for one night of shouting for nothing, why don’t you protest in front of the parliament? It would help you more than you can think of.

4. Stop smoking

I know this is difficult but with cigarette cost up to 80cents per stick, it could cost you a bomb in the long run. Cut on the smoking, and if you can’t, go find a joss stick and you know what to do next.

5. Stop drinking

Alcohol is dangerous to health, we all know about that but beer-making industry still flourish nowadays. Stop drinking beer but opt for plain water while add in vinegar to it, similar to beer too!

6. Stop yumcha session

Nowadays when you have virtually nothing to do, possibly you will grab a phone and call friends for a tea time session. I’m not against this but this little cut down on expenditure and save a lot. Call your friends over your house for a drinking session! Wouldn’t it be more harmonious and cheaper?

7. Don’t change HP so frequent

I wonder why this trend is going for so long! Everyone seems to want to have the latest and ‘brandest’ HP available in the market, as it is a ’symbol of status’. But what’s wrong with using Nokia 3310?

This is all I able to come up with. If you have more, why don’t share along with us?

Tags: economic crisis, global recession, Ways to save money

I hate Raya

Hate Raya so damn much.

Imagine you had set a programme meant to build up your shrinking body size while attempting to ‘construct’ my your very own six packs in place of the fat tummy, and you have worked so damn hard to achieve that stage, suddenly a huge junk of tasty, delicious, and tempting food place neatly on your table.

These flirtatious food are like seducing you with their smooth texture along with the ever hungry-stimulating odour (HSO). Even me with the strong determination set way before Raya to resist weight gain could not sway off the food out of my reach. I broke my rules, and now I suffer.

5 houses in the space of 6 hours with an average 800grams to gain in each house, I have gained about 4 kg just 24 hours ago. That could be accumulated to even more if I had not insisted on stopping the food being forcefully inserted into my food, literally. I have no qualms about eating food, that’s a blessing for me but then, these much of food is just too much for me. I swear, I saw my future looked dimmed afterwards with me being a obese like an elephant.

But then the seducement of the food was too hard to resist. The sweetness of the Raya cookies, the reddish curry chickens full of the taste of the freshness of chickens, the rendangs which were simply well-cooked to produce the great texture, not to forget with the pulut and lemang ready made just placed beside me, my hands began to move uncontrollably. Suddenly my brain was out of my control, before I had even realised I broke my own rules, my mouth was a total mess. I mean ‘messy’ in terms of the cookies in one place, the rendang mixing around with it in another, the pulut forcefully inserted into the mouth and a big gulp of laichi ice under the hot day. Though the taste of the mixture was quite err…weird, but the satisfaction was too great to be described!

That happened in the first house, with my friends stunned by my rather rude improper manner, nevertheless, I continued my adventure with them looking to their surprise. The adventure continued with one house and another, and obviously my rate of stuffing food decreases with time, but still I managed to eat a plate of beehun mixed with crunched with cili padi cooked by the ever lovely my teacher’s daughter.

The satisfaction, is just way too much, I enjoy it better than my new year! And I actually have 3 more invitations for next week adventure! These happen when you are popular.

But the suffering comes later, with my programme being on hold due to interuption during the Raya period, I guess I will just have to postpone my construction of six-packs to maybe err, after Raya.

Now you know why I hate Raya, but I love it.

Farking crazy

This world Our country is getting farking crazy, and the ‘crazyness’ seems to have gotten into a new stage! Where the farking crazy becomes duplicated farking crazy!

You don’t get what I mean, coz I didn’t even start to explain what do I mean, but believe me, this country is going nowhere.

A teen girl (16) yesterday was being gang-raped by ‘Ah Bengs’ due to her relunctant to give in to the Ah Bengs who had wanted her money and cellphone.

Oh hell!

This headline has made it to every corner of the world, look at ping.sg, even Singaporeans deserve to laugh on our state of country.

Our people are getting desperate, no job oppurtunities, no moolah (RM). And because our mind tend to think negatively when the surroundings are turning their back against us, many people are heading the wrong path.

Shame on these bad brats, just because the existance of these fews brats, our country reputation of being a developed country is being harmed, and the well-known friendliness of our people is being tarnished. A drop of paint can taint the water.

50 years ago, you dropped $500, samaritans will indeed get it back to you.

You drop $500, look around, ‘Farking hell my money gone!’

The situation is different now, robberies are happening everywhere in each corner. Bring a lavish Gucci handbag? Expect it to vanish in mere seconds. Wear a golden Rolex, it will just being jinxed away.

Ta Bo or Zha Bo all the same, Ah Bengs appear in ‘different form’. We simply could not trust anyone nowadays. Look at Ying Xin, how would she expect to be killed by someone whom she rejected? Our society seems to be so kiasu.

Reject me? Kill ya.

So now you see how the country is getting nowhere. People are desperate to seek a way out from this difficult living. Now raping cases happen everywhere as even the prostitute price has gone up. Every thing only shoot up shoot up. Duit kopi shoot up as well!

Lies happen everywhere. Shame on Anwar, talking about taking control of the government the whole year, now he say,’ I’m sorry Malaysians, your PM very takut to meet me, I can’t form the government…’ Shame on you, the whole year talking cock.

The duplicated farking crazy is affecting each and everyone of us. This indeed, happen exclusively on our Bolehland. Malaysia Boleh!

RIP Ying Xin

These four isn’t fabulous 4 that run riot on the street to get rid of those criminals,

these four many whom call them ‘Ah Beng’ due to excessive ugliness that mostly scare people are exactly bitches without brain.

They brutally murdered Lai Ying Xin, a bright student with a bright future, and at just 16, she was kidnapped, killed and burnt without any mercy from these 4 ‘Ah Bengs’.

Due to their EXCESSIVE ugliness, that can’t lure Ying Xin along with them but due to their EXCESSIVE hornyness, they wanted to own her. But things didn’t turn right, a flick of an eye, and they sent an angel back to heaven.

Look at the top right, he is the one who fell in love with the beauty of Ying Xin, and yet, he is the one who had a hand on killing. Retard! You call this love? F**king hell!

Now the police have locked them up, their sentence? Lifetime jail or hang till death.

I somehow feel that they should be chopped of their penis, had their nipples fried, had their hands dipped into hot oil, and their eyes being popped out. Then they deserved a lifetime anal sex by those convicts, not to forget that they suffer till they reach the hell!

RIP Ying Xin, I’m deeply touched by your friends who created a site specially in memory of you, I’m touched by the videos that made for you by them, I wonder why you need to leave this beautiful world, so fast yet unsound.

Be a smilling angel.