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Doggies threesome and gang-bang

At these times where Internet has quickly became a heaven infested by ‘porn searchers’, little did I know that this is not the only source for porn!

PS: This author is not afflicted with those ‘porn searchers’ and neither will he turn to Internet in desperation for porn.

And yea, to those who possibly have no internet access at home, I suggest you take a stroll around your housing area for some err, ‘inspiration’.

I went for a jog today, for the sake of improving my ailing health. Slowly, I found out my housing area is a place for ‘inspirations’! I can see dogs, kittens…

Those are common sights, but what profound me is that this season is the mating season! Animals having sex are common, but what about threesome?

That was the first time I see doggies have gang-bang, which is quite numerous at times, considering the fact that the females can’t suck the ‘birdie’. Now the gang-bang does not involve 3, 4 or 5. It’s 6 at a time!

And the doggies were chasing around each other, biting the ears of the other one, and at times, they stick their heads into the ass-es. *Yacks!* Now dogs may find the odour of shit is actually seducing! Who knows?

But they won’t like violent sex; one doggie would be guarding the surrounding while the others would be pleasuring the female/male? I didn’t check out their sex btw.

Still, I find their mating process quite interesting, as if they are hounding, ‘C’mon babe’; ‘You wanna more?’ Mind you, that was dog language and I absolutely purely imagining their conversation. After all, sex is a common language.

After lagging there for almost 10 minutes, I guess I have enough of inspirations of the day.

Now I have proven to people that internet is not only the source for porn, if one day, you are really desperate, why not take a stroll around the park?

PS: The owner of Ximplixity.com will bear no responsibility if anyone is caught masturbating red-handed.

Tags: Animal sex, Gang-bang, Masturbation, Threesome

TARA 3 Hot Chicks

 

The Amazing Race Asia 3 is back on! After 2 great years which saw both Malaysian and Singaporean teams made the cut and took the grand prize, the organiser has promised this race is certainly will generate more fun than ever!

Dubbed as the toughest race ever, we will see 10 teams from the countries of Asia region compete for the grand prize of USD 100k! 

GO to axn-asia.com to check out more about it.

Before the race starts, let’s get the heat started!

Welcoming our AXN the Amazing Race Asia chicks!

1. Natalie & Pailin

How often can you see both Miss Thailand and Miss Universe compete alongside for the USD 100k! Surely their strength will be their beauty, but don’t even try to doubt their ability to smack the men hard in the face!

2. Ida & Tania

What do you expect when an actress meets with a property developer, and both are females? Girlish talk? Shopping? You better tighten your seat belt as they will put up a good fight for the grand prize!

3. A.D & Fuzzie

Wild card entry! At first glance, I thought they were both boys but they feminie look betrayed them. Nevertheless, they are a force to be reckon.

We have all girls teams here in my first posting of TARA.

All guys teams will be up later and followed by Mixed teams. Do check out the updates!

All pictures from HERE

Tags: A.D & Fuzzie, Hot Chicks, Ida & Tania, Natalie & Pailin, The Amazing Race Asia 3

Answer VS Strawberry

I think most probably almost all the Malaysians abandoned their night time projects, blowjobs, handjobs, or whatever you usually do at night to watch a transformation of new chapter in Malaysia history.

If you think that it’s Chelsea VS Malaysia match broadcast live on Malaysia, it will not be another history transformation as Malaysia will be whacked by the Blues at least 2-0. I was not being unpatriotic, but merely sceptical at the probability of Malaysia turns this match against Chelsea.

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That’s not the point for today though, as per tittle, we have Answer VS Strawberry locked in a fuel battle. Isn’t necessary that they have petrol, *Shell V-power* and throw angainst each other, well, this will happen only if you read literally.

And so, we have two ‘tokoh’ debate on live television, which is quite one of a kind in Malaysia whereby you will be detained by ISA though you were only flirting girls in Ali Maju Corner, our country simple just not open-minded enough. Btw, this blog isn’t a politic blog so I will not comment on this side of the story.

I’m a school debater, and having a chance to see both of them duel on a big stage is quite an ‘achievement’ for me, who knows? Maybe one day I will be standing right there debating legalising prostitution!!

I love Anwar charisma, calmness and able to convince the audience with his presentation. Strawberry on the other hand was quite nervous at the moment and as a debater, you wouldn’t direct personal attacks! That’s totally unethical!

And so, Malaysia dumped their blowjobs, family time for a great ‘fuel duel’ between Answer and Strawberry. Funny huh?

‘Watery’ Question

P.S: Please leave if you’re still under 16. This is for mature discussion only. No entrance of minor.

P.S: I know I haven’t reach 18 yet, that’s why I write there 16++ only, I’m qualified for it!

It’s norm for guys to be curious on something related to sex.

Scientifically, when our eyes interact with the brain due to stimulation of ’sexual-related’ object, the endocrine system will begin to do it’s job and secrete male hormone, which is testosterone. So what comes later is a hardened pack of ‘banana’, you know what I mean.

Theoretically, it will just stand whenever the surrounding conditions are ’suitable’.

Guys, you can’t deny that, because it’s simply part of the life!  As for gals, seriously I have no idea of their sexual seduction/appeal or whatsoever…

I ain’t no any sex predator outside there looking for my victims. I ain’t. I know you wonder why this psycho suddenly brought up this kind of topic, I ain’t psycho too! Same with you, I have my unanswered question too!

As a biology student, an avid student who keen to learn more than expected, so it’s my responsibility to know more about this secretive world. And the story started when our teacher entered the topic prevention of pregnancy….And as usual the guys were so curious about everything teacher explained during the lesson, they whistled whenever teacher brought up the ‘condom’, and in a flash everyone has their condom on their hands, all scrambling to get marker pens just to ‘wear’ it on. It’s lame, I know it’s lame, but we haven’t gone though any sex education, and most of us getting exposed to sex though porn. This conservative country is being too conservative in the sense of exposing children to sex, not demonstration of sex, but to educate them.

Slowly the gals started to suit the tempo of the class, joining in the discussion before someone pop-ed up with a question undoubtedly silenced the whole class.

‘Sir, I would like to ask why the gals will secrete some kind of liquid during sex? Not those mucus but liquid, same like water. It isn’t sticky btw….’

I was like…yacks! Damnit! How on Earth someone can ask silly question like that? The girl did so…

God damn! Seriously Hishammuddin should consider revising the syllabus, adding in sex education wouldn’t do any harm right?

Btw, why gals secrete ‘water’ huh?

Tags: gals, guys, Sex, sex education