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No Mercy for Beyonce

We once had a version of Justin Timberlake dancing along with Beyonce wearing some crap swimsuit, and it is real awful that you can actually see his butt muscles ‘popping’ out from the tight suit!

That is the first real disgusting stuff, the next is that his furry legs are an eye-sore, and why would someone as sexy as him will wear that junk of shit, let alone performing in front of so many eyes. It is an embarrassment to me, but yet, people enjoy watching that and whistling as he danced to the tune while at one point, he actually patted his butt like an asshole.

And to dance with someone like Beyonce, it’s an honour to be truth. But that video seems to remind me about Mr Bean ‘humping’ woman ass, unprofessionally.

What a waste to this professional. But people view it different.

With the growing reputation of this Single Ladies from Beyonce, it’s no surprise for someone to actually act like Beyonce.

It’s fucking funny man.

And this is even humourous that the crap JT dance.

Crappy Day

Long crappy day even since the start of the morning, after a four days break, it’s back to square again as I had to sink my butt once again for more than 7 crap hours. That was an awful experience, and heck, my butt ached when I went home.

Now, I have been practising this kind of custom whereas once I’m done with my exam, I will come back home and dump all those related books into the bin. Whew, that is such a satisfying experience, though nothing near to orgasm, but I’m relieved to have that burden off my shoulder!

Whew, now all my brain neurones are tangled together and it will take some time off some a better adjustment on it.

On a side note, wonder how sexy Justin Timberlake looks like?

Obama came to Malaysia!

Barack Obama came to Malaysia! Welcome on board and Malaysia Boleh!

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Sarah Palin pranked

It’s been long since my last update and instantly I know the impact will be on my visitor stats. Unsurprisingly, the visitors count drip like waterfall in one night!! Wtf.

But too bad to announce that i could not update as frequently as possible, my lifetime most important exam is looming and in one week time I will be wearing like the soldier is the Troy and hiding inside the wooden horse to encroach into the examination territory!

While people have been lighting their midnight candle since the start of the month, mine is totally the opposite thing to do! I slept at 10pm and wake up 7am, and to me, that is the most productive time frame to increase my productivity to the max!

Seriously, this is superb hilarious, how easy for a unknown comedian to pose as the ever-lovery Sarkosy (referring to his super hot Bruni) and did some pranks on Sarah Palin. I would not be surprised if she didn’t manage to win the vice-presidency. How could a dumb ass be America second most powerful person?

Doggies threesome and gang-bang

At these times where Internet has quickly became a heaven infested by ‘porn searchers’, little did I know that this is not the only source for porn!

PS: This author is not afflicted with those ‘porn searchers’ and neither will he turn to Internet in desperation for porn.

And yea, to those who possibly have no internet access at home, I suggest you take a stroll around your housing area for some err, ‘inspiration’.

I went for a jog today, for the sake of improving my ailing health. Slowly, I found out my housing area is a place for ‘inspirations’! I can see dogs, kittens…

Those are common sights, but what profound me is that this season is the mating season! Animals having sex are common, but what about threesome?

That was the first time I see doggies have gang-bang, which is quite numerous at times, considering the fact that the females can’t suck the ‘birdie’. Now the gang-bang does not involve 3, 4 or 5. It’s 6 at a time!

And the doggies were chasing around each other, biting the ears of the other one, and at times, they stick their heads into the ass-es. *Yacks!* Now dogs may find the odour of shit is actually seducing! Who knows?

But they won’t like violent sex; one doggie would be guarding the surrounding while the others would be pleasuring the female/male? I didn’t check out their sex btw.

Still, I find their mating process quite interesting, as if they are hounding, ‘C’mon babe’; ‘You wanna more?’ Mind you, that was dog language and I absolutely purely imagining their conversation. After all, sex is a common language.

After lagging there for almost 10 minutes, I guess I have enough of inspirations of the day.

Now I have proven to people that internet is not only the source for porn, if one day, you are really desperate, why not take a stroll around the park?

PS: The owner of Ximplixity.com will bear no responsibility if anyone is caught masturbating red-handed.