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My head aches!

Somehow today I managed to do 3 sets of Additional Mathematics paper 1 and paper 2 in a mere 6 hours, with 15 minutes of break in between. That’s a whooping, 1 question in 3 minutes! OMFG, never once I did so many questions in such a small time frame, thanks to the TEH.

Now that explains why my head is aching now, I barely can think though I wonder why I’m still writing this blog post. It’s ACHING! PAIN! SUFFER! I need some porn to relax the mind. Damn, now I’m worried that I won’t be able to do well enough on Tuesday, coupled along with Add Math + Moral from 8am till 4.30pm. That’s a sickening time, and to stick the butt onto the red hot chair is a torture.

Not to mention those dull-looking teachers walking around, with one male flirting with the other, it is a demotivating examination hall to me. Luckily enough I kept my own cool to answer those questions, albeit with some time for toilet.

One funny fact to me is that I excused myself for toilet, and instead of passing motion, I was walking around the garden right beside the classroom in the search for inspiration and kill some boringness. Heck! It worked!

I know it’s difficult to think when all were sinking themselves into the books. It’s something like exerting more pressure when everyone seems to move their pen faster and faster. While those who shake their heads since the start, showing signs of unpleasant, I bet I know what they have in their minds…..

1. WTF question is this? Is this called Sejarah?

2. Ok, I suck, I continue to suck.

3. Mom, forgive me…*sobbing*

4. Now, gimme reasons why should I sink my butt right here?

5. My mind is blank, is blank, is blank…

Can’t think of more! Do you have one?

Ten Reasons why Obama VS McCain is similar to Hamilton VS Massa

By now, I bet most of us know the ongoing presidential election for the Americans to choose successor to the unpopular President Bush.

On the other hand, motor fans are excited upon hearing that in one week time, someone is going to be crowned the champion of the most-watched racing series on Earth!

Don’t you think that their fights are quite similar to each other?

Let’s sum up,

Obama = Hamilton

McCain = Massa

Top 10 F1 Babes

The euphoria of the Singapore F1 hasn’t subsided, the roaring of the flying cars still passing my ears, and yet, I’m here to present the usual sightings in the circuit of F1, the babes!

As a continuous edition from my PC Fair Babes, here’s another Top 10 Singapore F1 babes edition!

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So which is your choice?

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RIP Ying Xin

These four isn’t fabulous 4 that run riot on the street to get rid of those criminals,

these four many whom call them ‘Ah Beng’ due to excessive ugliness that mostly scare people are exactly bitches without brain.

They brutally murdered Lai Ying Xin, a bright student with a bright future, and at just 16, she was kidnapped, killed and burnt without any mercy from these 4 ‘Ah Bengs’.

Due to their EXCESSIVE ugliness, that can’t lure Ying Xin along with them but due to their EXCESSIVE hornyness, they wanted to own her. But things didn’t turn right, a flick of an eye, and they sent an angel back to heaven.

Look at the top right, he is the one who fell in love with the beauty of Ying Xin, and yet, he is the one who had a hand on killing. Retard! You call this love? F**king hell!

Now the police have locked them up, their sentence? Lifetime jail or hang till death.

I somehow feel that they should be chopped of their penis, had their nipples fried, had their hands dipped into hot oil, and their eyes being popped out. Then they deserved a lifetime anal sex by those convicts, not to forget that they suffer till they reach the hell!

RIP Ying Xin, I’m deeply touched by your friends who created a site specially in memory of you, I’m touched by the videos that made for you by them, I wonder why you need to leave this beautiful world, so fast yet unsound.

Be a smilling angel.

RPK under ISA

Breaking news from Malaysiakini.

**Updated on 15.34pm

Charged earlier for sedition, defamation

The controversial blogger has earlier been charged with sedition and defamation after linking Deputy Prime Minister Najib Razak and his wife to the sensational murder of a Mongolian woman.

Abdul Razak Baginda, a close friend of the deputy premier, has been charged with abetting the murder of 28-year-old Mongolian woman Altantuya Shaariibuu, whose body was blown up with explosives.

Two police officers from an elite force, whose duties included guarding the prime minister and his deputy, were also charged with the killing.

The ISA, which human rights groups have pushed to have abolished, provides for renewable two-year periods of detention without trial and is normally used against suspected terrorists.

It has also been used to lock up opponents of the government, and last year five Hindraf leaders were detained three weeks after mounting a mammoth rally in the streets of Kuala Lumpur on Nov 25.

More updates to come on.

http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/89544

Controversial blogger Raja Petra Kamaruddin has been detained under the Internal Security Act, said his wife Marina Lee Abdullah.

According to Marina, 10 police personnel came to their home in Sungai Buloh at about 1.10pm to arrest him.

When Malaysiakini contacted her at 1.25pm, the police personnel were still there.

On Sept 6, Home Minister Syed Hamid Albar had warned the 58-year old editor of popular news portal Malaysia Today he could be charged under the ISA for comments allegedly insulting Islam and Prophet Muhammad

Several religious groups - Malaysian Islamic Development Department (Jakim), Yayasan Dakwah Islamiah Malaysia (Yadim), Federal Territory Islamic Religious Council (Maiwp) and Federal Territory Religious Department (Jawi) - had lodged police reports against him.

The groups complained his comment in an article entitled “I Promise to be a good, non-hypocritical Muslim” allegedly used sentences that insulted Muslims.

Raja Petra, popularly known by his initials RPK, is also alleged to have allowed comments to appear on his website that degraded Islam and Prophet Muhammad in an article entitled “Not all Arabs are descendants of the Prophet

Meanwhile, his wife Marina said they had yet to appoint a lawyer to handle the matter.

This is the second time Raja Petra, a father of five and part of the Selangor royal family, has been detained under ISA, which allows for indefinite detention without trial.

His first arrest under the tough security law was on Apr 11, 2001. RPK was detained as part of a crackdown against reformasi activists in which nine others were also held. At that time he was webmaster for the now de-funct FreeAnwar.com

Raja Petra was released  after 52 days in detention. However, six of the reformasi leaders were eventually sent to the Kamunting Detention Centre in Taiping where they were detained for two years.